My little world

Anonymous asked: Why would you call your girlfriend Barney?!!?!

I didn’t….she decided it was a bad idea and has now filed for an excutioner to kill me…ouch….

Anonymous asked: Red Wine, Candles, Dinner, Yep you guessed it Gary Glitter knows where you live.

Really? Sounds like me and Barneys last night out! Though mcdonalds ws included…

Anonymous asked: "DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?" "YEAH HE LIKES WAFFLES." "Really I thought he was gay?" Is this true?

I am not gay, and neither is barney. She just has a really masculine name, which we both find unfortunate.

Anonymous asked: I love you You love you, why did you rape BARNEY? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!! I'm gonna cry.

I love barney….i didn’t rape him as you say so often, me and him have had a steady relationship for many years now, please, leave us alone.

Anonymous asked: Do do do do do do DO THE MARIO do do do do do do do DO DO DO DO!!

didit di di di di do di di di dididi dididididodi there you go (:

Anonymous asked: Old man who eat cat. Discuss in a discussion of 100 words.

He eat cat? Well that is interesting as i don’t think that a man who eat cat would work, simply because it should be “who eats cat” Just thought i would point it out for you (: it’s quite interesting as i seem to be now thinking of ways as to which this is possible without breaking the law, as breaking the law is never a good thing :/

Anonymous asked: FATTIE FATTIE FATTIE PEDO FATTIE PEDO!!! YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!!

I just did…

Anonymous asked: If Peter has a 12 inch penis and 3 of those inches are in Rodger. I would like you to express that as a fraction.

1/4 So lots of fun to go!

Anonymous asked: Spam!

Spam you to!

Why i should troll my girlfriend

Reason 1: Its fun
Reason 2: Refer to reason 1